Murika – Singapore Style

The Email

My fellow (honorary) compatriots,

As the unofficial US ambassador to Jack Morton Singapore, it brings me great joy to announce that tomorrow is the fourth of July – the day when a brave group of men and women declared independence from the almighty country of queens, giving new meaning to the word: FREEDOM!

To celebrate the greatest victory in the history of the world, we will be wearing red, white and blue.

In traditional fourth of July fashion, we will have…

  • Fireworks
  • Barack Obama
  • Basketball
  • Deep fried snickers wrapped in bacon

…and everything else that makes the US such a glorious place.

So unleash the American in you and rock your red, white and blue outfit tomorrow!

The Result

Murica- Singapore Style
Murika - Fuck Yeah


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