My fellow (honorary) compatriots,
As the unofficial US ambassador to Jack Morton Singapore, it brings me great joy to announce that tomorrow is the fourth of July – the day when a brave group of men and women declared independence from the almighty country of queens, giving new meaning to the word: FREEDOM!
To celebrate the greatest victory in the history of the world, we will be wearing red, white and blue.
In traditional fourth of July fashion, we will have…
- Barack Obama
- Deep fried snickers wrapped in bacon
…and everything else that makes the US such a glorious place.
So unleash the American in you and rock your red, white and blue outfit tomorrow!