10 Ways to Live Like the Tianjinese


(Backgrounder: Tianjin is a metropolis in northern China with a population of over 13 million people. The citizens of Tianjin are infamous throughout China for their boisterous behavior and distinct accent – similar to that of New Jerseyans.)  

People often ask me, “Joe, how can I experience the Tianjin lifestyle?”

1. Get yourself a hot ride…
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2. …and stylish ‘do.
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3. Hit up the local malls…
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4. ..and pick up some designer threads.
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5. Rent the most ballin’ pad in town.
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6. Get ripped by doing laps in a toxic river.
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7. Befriend “Bubble Man.”

8. Order a classy spread, and devour it like you’re at a Las Vegas buffet.
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9. Get wasted and pass out on your lunch break.
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10. Hit the town and ride a metallic horse or two.

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